Conversations with Julia

Here is a sampling of some recent conversations with Miss Julia...

"Julia, When do you think you can start wiping your own butt?"
"I don't know, maybe when I am like 14."

(one week later)

"Hey Dad?"
"Yeah, Julia?"
"I am really sick of wiping my own butt."

"I'm sorry you got mommy's midget legs."
"That's okay mom, accidents happen."

My mom asked, "Julia, can you reach in the (portable) crib and get a binky?"
(while reaching) "I can't reach it, I have mommy arms."
(wasn't aware I had short arms, too!)

"When I grow up, I wanna be hairy, just like my dad!"

"My dad is like a real big hairy stegosaurus!"
(extra funny, because he's not hairy)

"ugh, that is foul."

"Oh, they make it for man boobies, too!"
(while watching a hair removal infomercial)

What does mom do?
"Tells me to keep my pants on"
(sound advice, I think!)

While looking for a reason not to go to sleep:
"Um......Um.....I need you to water my plant."

"Julia did you get Alison's bottle for me?"
"No, I forgot."
"Can you get it for me please?"
"Give me a break I just sat down!!"